a-ckleholic:

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people

surebrahh:

I blame josh for me being so sarcastic

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mermaidpirate:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?

sorry. BIG hill

james-p-sullivan:

growupand-blowaway:

james-p-sullivan:

james-p-sullivan:

yesterday at the train station i found a picture of a random old lady on the floor

idk who she is but ive named her grandma joyce

shes my new grandma

perfction

Hahaha

r u laughing at my grandma punk

zeldabuddy:

travelingmadness:

proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending

proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending

(Source: bstinsons)

a haiku about most of my pencils

jaclcfrost:

a second ago

had you a second ago

what the fucking shit